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This old woman, Myrna, was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband, Dean, spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
Dean said, "She also stole a can of peas

obrázok sa mi nepodarilo priložiť :-(
Naposledy upravil Nika : 23.03.07 at 18:23
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Teacher:
"Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"
Student:
" Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"


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