Teacher:
"Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"
Student:
" Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

A general practitioner doctor is examining a senior man:
Mr. Benson, I said that I needed to hear your heart, NOT FART!

One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly,
did not whine, nag or bitch........

But this was a long time ago.....

and it was just ONE day.

The End

A: Hello, are you there?
B: Yes, who are you, please?
A: I'm Watt.
B: What's your name?
A: Watt's my name.
B: Yes, what's your name?
A: My name is John Watt.
B: John what?
A: Yes, are you Jones?
B: No, I'm Knott.
A: Will you tell me your name then?
B: Will, Knott.
A: Why not?
B: My name is Knott.
A: Not what?
B: Not Watt, Knott.
A: What?

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Driving Etiquette